Life


You know the Gods are out to get you when …

  1. On the way to work the train in front of you breaks down and you are stuck for an hour (yesterday morning).
  2. On the way home another train breaks down and you are stuck for 30 minutes (Conolly yesterday evening).
  3. The toilet seat breaks when you are sitting on it- this evening.
  4. You work late to fix a critical bug because we mis-understood the requirements (all day today).
  5. Your daughter’s bed falls apart because the screws have for some inexplicable reason come undone (today).

As you can see, the God’s of fate and having some fun.

As is my wan’t (to quote the great Billy Conolly) I am fond of reading the news and keeping up on what is happening in the world. I usually read the Irish Independent, English Times, English Daily Mail, New York Times and the Sydney morning Herald; But by far my favourite news site is the BBC News website. I was reading this article on turning Busses into mobile sensor traffic platforms for traffic monitoring when I had this thought …. “How long will it be before someone in the police/home-security/MI-5 suggest turning busses into mobile CCTV and other sensor platforms”. Britain is one of the most CCTV ridden places on earth… no doubt adding forward, rear and side camera’s would help no end in public – no I mean criminal and subversive element – monitoring.

Big brother is here to stay unfortunately – and we have only ourselves to blame.

A life time ago I was in the army – basic grunt, but I specialized as a combat signaller. There is barely anything I remember from those times (the early 1980’s) about signalling; but there is one-thing I do remember (and is not covered by the official secrets act) which has stood by me with the passing years and is useful in situations where you have to report or analyze; These things are covered by the labels:

1. Who
2. What
3. When
4. Where
5. Why (optional)
6. How

This is especially true in an ambush situation where you need to tell your superiors what is happening in as accurate and succinct way as possible. What these labels mean is:

Who is making the call/being observered.
What is happening.
When is it happening,
Where is/will it happen,
Why is it happening, and finally
How did it happen, and how are you going to respond.

For example as a member of a section being ambushed I would say for example:

“Hello X this is Y, Ambushed by Enemy Infantry at 12:10 zulu grid reference A, retiring to point B”

Nothing that interesting in a military context, or in a civilian one? Well don’t be too hasty since it is useful in providing succinct reports or preliminary analysis on a subject or research paper. For example regarding reading a technical paper:

Who is the author
What are they writing about, and
what are the circumstances in which it was written (external effectors) including what sources influcenced the paper/idea.
Also what are you going to do as a response to this paper (ignore, cite, incorporate ideas etc).
When was the paper written.
Where was the paper written (location, company etc – and how would that effect/influence the paper and its impartiality/content),
Why is this paper important/interesting,
why was it written,
why am I reading it.
How will/did it influence you, the company, the field, global events.

It can be more mundanely applied to status reports:

Who is making the report
What did you do and what are you going to do next.
When did you do it.
Where did you do it/make-changes.
Why Did you do it/make-changes

On a side note one thing I always found disturbing as a combat signaller was being told that the first person an enemy kills (especially in an ambush situation) is the signaller – that said it was always a better job than carrying a heavy machine gun or anti-tank weapon around.

On the train in this morning I came across a little article which blew my mind away – the very odd story (listed in many places) about an American woman who has sat on a toilet seat for two years!!! so long in reality that her skin had melded with the toilet seat. In the end they had to use a crow-bar to remove the seat and cart the lot off to the hospital where they managed to eventually separate woman from toilet. Bizzare or what!!!
Why did not the boyfriend do anything sooner rather than just leaving her to sit on the loo – not feeding her I would have thought would have helped her leave the safety of the bathroom. Anyway its nice to know that life definitely has it whacky side.

One year ago today my father died peacefully, but unexpectedly in his sleep. Its been a long, yet short year if you know what I mean. I really miss him. He was my closest male friend, advisor and mentor; and there is never a day that goes pass that I don’t think of him or hanker with the need to ask him a question.

Life can be cruel, and I know that he would loved to have seen and held his new grand-daughter – he loved children, and children loved him.

Dad I miss you. I love you.

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