On the train into work this morning I came across an article in the Free Newspaper “The Metro” titled “Baby name? How about Tuna Fish?”.

The names given to some children are:

  1. Wrath Gordon
  2. Major Slaughter
  3. Post Office
  4. Candy Stohr
  5. Cash Guy
  6. Happy Day
  7. Good Bye
  8. Lotta Beers
  9. Rasp Berry
  10. Tuna Fish
  11. Monster Moor
  12. Goblin Fester

Names are important, my wife and I spent a fair bit of time deciding on one that sounded nice, was Irish, could not be abreviated to something awful. The parents who chose the names above are either warped, cruel or both.